You're my kryptonite.

roses are red
violets are blue
shit im fucking high
 how the fuck are you???

 

hello! how the fuck are you??? heheh just kidding.

school starts tomorrow again! oh gosh, third week already! so fast, i have NO IDEA what to feel about this. half of me is happy that this horrible year is gonna be over soon, and the other half is really scared cause i'm gonna be taking my o levels soon.

yeah anyway, school again, geog 4 periods eh! gonna die. somemore must carry deadly combo of gi + laptop! lucky my bag gonna empty tmr, left my school books under the bed, gonna get the locker key from molly so i can leave my gi in the dojo! sighs, then must buy vol 2 science tomorrow cause farmer wang wanna use wtf. maybe i'll borrow from gary or clarice lmao. must remember to print DnT work in the MRL too! geog also but eh. sighs mr yong confirm gonna kill me one, last week i was way too busy to print.

trained on tuesday, wednesday, friday and saturday to recruit sec ones! oh my gosh they were way cuties. except for some. some are rude butts!!!! especially this year's 1/1. i last year seriously not this rude one lor please! sighs. anyway trained after a damn long time results in cramps, and thanks to the combo of 2.4 and training my muscles seriously screaming at me rn. -.- 

but i'm training again tomorrow!!!!!! please more sec ones leh, we need more bois desu. 

oh yeah then after training on monday winna, alex, samuel and i stayed back to talk about bunny life HAHAHAHAHA mad funny la we ended up staying till like 7. got my dad to fetch me home cause i needed to pee and this hobo was masturb8ing infront of me i swear.

shall end this blog post soon. :BBB 

ok anyway i slept for 19 hours cause i was damn tired after CCA open house, but it was fun! got praised by molly somemore eh hehehe. then i woke up to go on trollmegle but people kept dumping me, but it was down after awhile sighs. it was up and down for the rest of the day but i think it's p stable now! but if it gets down again try msparp.com! pretty cool too ehheheh. 

ok shall go now! eating pizza for supper and waiting for this kawaii baby to reply heheheh.

everytime dave talks about his girl fans, or who he's just boned in a back alley, my chest tightens.

it becomes worse when he bursts into detailed paragraphs of what he does to her. every single moan, turn of head, every touch on his body.

i sit there and scroll through our pesterchum window, staring at the red texted words as paragraph after paragraph turns up.

sometimes i imagine myself instead of her, and i cross my legs and try not to think of the growing tent in my pants.

sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

it got worse when dad asked me to attend school. of course i had to end up with a hot girl who read sbahj!

but she was more accepting than the rest of my class, so i rolled with it.

i didn't think much of it when i told dave, of course. desperate to let him know i scored a chick for once, i told him.

i realized my mistake when he started showing interest in her, miranda, and foolishly i gave him her facebook. hahaha, naive right?

dave checked up her number in the phonebook, and i groaned inwardly.

feeble attempts at trying to get him to stop didn't work, and i was pointedly ignored with a "let me show you how it works egbert."

i sat back in my chair, defeated, and waited for him to come back.