what if when the entire time dave and john were playing gay chicken with each other they were actually serious
but john is a dumbbutt so he’s like “o shit waht if he really likes me i can’t ruin his fUTURE.” when he was younger cause he genuinely thought Dave was cool when he was a young ~*~ fledgling ~*~ so he blurted “no m’not a homo” but now he kinda regrets that cause he sees how laaaaaame stributt is but actually p funny and hot so he wouldn’t mind being in a r/s with him heh.
and dave’s like too cool to break his coolkid mask to confess. and it’s just like “shit well damn i lost my chance he said no homo o well” and he ends up in this r/s w this guy that looks like john but just for the sex cause that guy rly looks like john and once during sex he said john’s name instead but the guy was like “k w/e” and dave was like “man sorry i can’t do this anymore” and he just jacks off to smuppets or some shit instead
and that’s why dave h8s those smuppets so much cause it reminds him of john and stuff.
and the whole time these two dumb boys are just like “shit he doesn’t like me.„” and “no homo„,” but they’re actually ttly in luv.
bonus!!!! bro gets rly mad when dave gets his uh all over the smuppets cause he has to wash them and shit BUT he totally understands cause y’kno idk jake and bro when he was younger he was like that too!!! and he gives dave advice all the time
and uhhh
i want to do a davejohn rp where john asks “dave can i suck you off?”
„„„„
i don’t know is that ooc……………………???
???
i don’t actually care though i just really„, wANT IT„„„„
wait no
and then dave gets all flustered when he asks that
like y’kno they’re just chilling w games soda and pizza etc
and john just springs that question while looking at the screen and chewing pizza
and dave
cutie dave
he just drops the controller and goes
“wait what john are you being serious here”
“mhmmmmm.”
“if this is a joke m’gonna hit you”
“it’s not a joke!”
“oh.”
“….”
“ok then go ahead”
omg
and u kno
after all their inbed shenanigans
dave just holds john close and nuzzles into his hair and says
“dude you sure that was your first time”
“are you calling me a slut or something dave?”
“no because that sucked”
“k i’m never doing it for you again.”
“no im kidding it was good do it again next time”
bUT JOHN doesn’t hear that because he’s snoring already and he was actually half asleep earlier omg……….
yeeeee m'gonna go shower now ahahaha
proper blog post during the weekends! <3
but john is a dumbbutt so he’s like “o shit waht if he really likes me i can’t ruin his fUTURE.” when he was younger cause he genuinely thought Dave was cool when he was a young ~*~ fledgling ~*~ so he blurted “no m’not a homo” but now he kinda regrets that cause he sees how laaaaaame stributt is but actually p funny and hot so he wouldn’t mind being in a r/s with him heh.
and dave’s like too cool to break his coolkid mask to confess. and it’s just like “shit well damn i lost my chance he said no homo o well” and he ends up in this r/s w this guy that looks like john but just for the sex cause that guy rly looks like john and once during sex he said john’s name instead but the guy was like “k w/e” and dave was like “man sorry i can’t do this anymore” and he just jacks off to smuppets or some shit instead
and that’s why dave h8s those smuppets so much cause it reminds him of john and stuff.
and the whole time these two dumb boys are just like “shit he doesn’t like me.„” and “no homo„,” but they’re actually ttly in luv.
bonus!!!! bro gets rly mad when dave gets his uh all over the smuppets cause he has to wash them and shit BUT he totally understands cause y’kno idk jake and bro when he was younger he was like that too!!! and he gives dave advice all the time
and uhhh
i want to do a davejohn rp where john asks “dave can i suck you off?”
„„„„
i don’t know is that ooc……………………???
???
i don’t actually care though i just really„, wANT IT„„„„
wait no
and then dave gets all flustered when he asks that
like y’kno they’re just chilling w games soda and pizza etc
and john just springs that question while looking at the screen and chewing pizza
and dave
cutie dave
he just drops the controller and goes
“wait what john are you being serious here”
“mhmmmmm.”
“if this is a joke m’gonna hit you”
“it’s not a joke!”
“oh.”
“….”
“ok then go ahead”
omg
and u kno
after all their inbed shenanigans
dave just holds john close and nuzzles into his hair and says
“dude you sure that was your first time”
“are you calling me a slut or something dave?”
“no because that sucked”
“k i’m never doing it for you again.”
“no im kidding it was good do it again next time”
bUT JOHN doesn’t hear that because he’s snoring already and he was actually half asleep earlier omg……….
yeeeee m'gonna go shower now ahahaha
proper blog post during the weekends! <3
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