ATTENTION ALL!!!!!!!

S.S. DIRKJAKE IS GOING TO SINK SOON. 

ALL ARMS ON DECK. 

CANONS AT THE READY? 

AIGHT, FIRE INTO THE DISTANCE! 

MAKE SURE WE HIT S.S. JAKEJANE! 

SINK THE ENEMY SHIP!!!!!!

DARK TIMES AHEAD IF WE DON'T SUCCEED!

god i am so sorry but i hate jane so much she's boring and ugh i can't and someone is going to bash me for this ugh i am really sorry but i just cannot bring myself to like jane ok

also i can't with dirkroxy it's like daverose and i dunno it just feels weird ok leave me alone

i'm not saying u can't ship it but
yeah i'm sorry it's the internet no one gives a shit

again i'm sorry if i offended u i really am

on another note;

happy valentines day!!!!!!

ps
[11:37:20] RC: dIRK STOP BEING A DORK CONFESS TO JAKE!!!!!!!!

[11:37:23] RC: KISS THE BOY.

[11:37:33] RC: COME ON HUSSIE IT'S CALENTINES U CAN'T DO THIS.

[11:37:48] RC: calentines: a day where everyone smothers some hot loving on lil cal

[11:37:50] RC: its legit now

pss it's on jake's bday bcos then dirk feels lonely so he loves on cal instead